OK, seems like everyone has a disclaimer these days (no one wants to take responsibility any more)

Legal Disclaimer

Radar Rob claims all innocence. Whatever you are contemplating of accusing Radar Rob of, He didn't do it! Radar Rob advocates safe driving, obeying all laws, marriage vows, and campaign promises. (Politicians, Corporate CEO's and Cops are exempt from having to be truthful)

Any similarity between Police and Pigs is merely coincidental and no reflection on the nice friendly cops that hand out speeding tickets to little old ladies, the handicapped and orphans.

Neither Radar Rob, his dog, nor his cat shall be held liable for fast food obesity, spilled coffee or any speeding tickets you might accumulate while speeding or otherwise.  (stepping on the brake when your radar detector goes off while sipping coffee can cause splatter across your car dash and instrument panel)

If you take offense to anything Radar Rob has placed on these pages (including spelling mistakes), please sue Bill Gates and Microsoft as it obviously must be another one of their software bugs coming through.

Radar Rob advocates safe sex and safe driving. You know that perverted and sexually deviant cops are out there, waiting with their radar guns. Waiting for you, waiting to "Do You". The use of car condoms has been proven to prevent unwanted tickets. (no cop would dare pull over a car wrapped in a condom) (WARNING: car condoms may not prevent pregnancies that can occur in the back sets of cars. )

Radar Rob does not and probably never will know a person of great political or economic influence. Therefore Radar Rob has to take his chances on the road just like you. Even though radar Rob rides with a RMR C-302 Detector and scrambler does not mean he turns it on. Remember Bill Clinton, although he smoked pot, never inhaled.

Radar Rob will not be held responsible for indigestion caused by eating poorly cooked road kill.

If you decide not to use a radar jammer, donuts can be used as a bribe to get yourself out of a ticket. ( I didn't say that, I deny it, I did not have sex with That woman!)

Now for the fine print:

The first party of the second party pursuant to the covenants granted herin shall hold harmless all infringements thereto and forthwith. No assignment of liabilities between the parties assigning or subrogating their rights shall be infringed upon. All parties agree and convey clear covenence within the jurisdiction of Delaware and surrounding sates. Thereto all agreements are voided where voidable and all consensus is subject to change without notice. Should the first party sue the second party on behalf of and for the benefit of any other party be it a New Years Party or otherwise will not asphyxiate this agreement nor nullify the contents stated herin. If this makes any sense to you then should run for elected office because this makes absolutely no sense to me.

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